I am shocked and amazed …

She: May I be honest?

He: No. Everytime somebody goes like “May I be honest?” he or she tells me something I don’t like. So thanks but no thanks. Tell me something nice instead. And in return I won’t tell you that you are stupid as shit, ugly as hell and boring as Oprah.

She: Oprah is not boring!!! 

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